I didn’t realize Nancy Pelosi was Chinese

Pelosi’s theory of contraception is just a hop, a skip and a “universal healthcare” act away from China’s policy of using economic incentives to control family size. The syllogism goes like this:

  • the government pays for your childcare
  • the government is broke
  • the government will ensure that you have fewer children

[imported from http://summa.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-didnt-realize-nancy-pelosi-was.html]

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It’s a Poncerlanche!

Buckeye Catlicker TSO linked to a post of mine yesterday, whichaccounts for the increased traffic lately.

And I bet no sentence ever written til now has started with the phrase"Buckeye Catlicker TSO".

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Adding pairs of numbers: programming styles in Mathematica

Via Lunchtime Playground: given a list of pairs of numbers, return alist consisting of the sum of each pair.

pairs = {{58, 96}, {85, 22}, {100, 69}, {5, 37}, {32, 64}, {41, 86}, {14, 0}, {79, 22}, {55, 36}, {86, 39}, {11, 15}};

Six ways to add the numbers in Mathematica:

  • Style 1:
result = Table[Null, {Length[pairs]}];Do[result[[k]] = pairs[[k, 1]] + pairs[[k, 2]], {k, 1, Length[pairs]}]result
  • Style 2:
Table[pairs[[k, 1]] + pairs[[k, 2]], {k, Length[pairs]}]
  • Style 3:
Apply[Plus, pairs, {1}]
  • Style 4:
Map[Total, pairs]
  • Style 5:
pairs /. {p_, q_} -> p + q
  • Style 6:
pairs[[All, 1]] + pairs[[All, 2]]
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Maybe he dropped by while I was out

I don’t remember a Thomas Frognall Dibdin visiting our house lately…

I looked around me with amazement. I had never seen rooms, cupboards,passages, and corridors, so choked, so suffocated with books. Treblerows were here, double rows were there. Hundreds of slimquartos—several upon each other—were longitudinally placed over thinand stunted duodecimos, reaching from one extremity of a shelf toanother. Up to the very ceiling the piles of volumes extended; whilethe floor was strewed with them, in loose and numerous heaps.

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Medievalist blogs

Lotsa good stuff here.

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Unsolicited advice for new parents

You don’t need to buy wipes and you don’t need a stinking (literally) Diaper Genie.

  • Wipes: Make yer own. You already have the Tupperware, the knife and the baby bath & oil; all you need to buy is a roll of Bounty Big Rolls once in a while (or make it known that you’d like a few dozen at the next baby shower). Compared to these, store-bought wipes are dry cardboard.
  • Diaper disposal: Diaper Genies inevitably fill with a long nightmarish string of dirty diapers. Then when everyone’s down for a week with the gastro, it gets real nasty. Sam’s Club or the like sells those plastic grocery store bags in boxes of a thousand for about 10 bucks a box – “T-shirt” bags I think they’re called. You’ll also need a small plastic garbage can, 8 gallons, I think – just larger than (surprise, surprise) a grocery store bag. Bag in can. Wet diapers can stay in there a while, then when a dirty one comes along, cram it in, tie the bag shut and toss it in the trash.
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JM Neale!

Father Neale’s Essays on Liturgiology and Church History is online! It’s a darned good day.

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Pope photo

Here’s a large hi-res (I assume) photo of Papa Benedict for all your printing and framing needs. Courtesy of Archidioecesis Angelorum in California (that’s LA to you & me).

Later – gimp reports that the resolution is 96 dpi. I figure that’s good enough for my little ink jet printer. Oh, notice his black shirt under his vestments? Some blogger noted that it’s the black sweatshirt he was wearing Tuesday in the conclave!

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State of research?

Does anyone here know the current state of research into treatment of Alzheimer’s disease with cord blood stem cells, and whether any clinical trials are being done?

My wife’s grandmother has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and two of her granddaughters are currently pregnant, so we’re thinking of banking the cord blood for future use.

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Random thoughts on the Passion

A few random Passion thoughts, since I grasp details first and much later (if ever) put together a Big Picture(TM).

So when did you weep during the movie? For me, it was the betrayals and conversions: Peter shying away from “Mother’s” caressing hand; “…you betray me with a kiss? as if he knew the betrayal was coming but its manner surprised and disturbed him; Dismas and Christ’s obvious relief; Longinus baptized with water and blood.

I was pleased with the portrayal of John, a kid with his first scraggly beard and the fearless courage of youth.

The jump moments (snake, cup of water) were especially effective.

Most disappointing moments: the flashbacks to the Sermon on the Mount were in the insipid tradition of previous Jesus flicks: the God lighting effects, wandering and pointless “I’m a teacher” hand movements, bland generic delivery.

Most pleasing escape scene: building a table, kidding with Mary.

Most revolting supporting character: the Roman guy sitting at a table directing the scourging. He seemed to take a pornographic interest in the proceedings, an interest incarnated by the demonic anti-Madonna and child who stopped behind him to deliver a pig-faced leer at the carnage.

Best supporting character (literally): Simon of Cyrene.

Best Marian detail: apostles calling Mary “Mother”.

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